If I could be

I though I wont get this assignment but I found out from Msau blog, Poor me need to think what if I could be when I got lazy bug. Nolar, thankz Msau I no need scratch head what to blog liao.

What follows is a list of different occupations.
The reader must select at least five of them.
The reader may add more if they like to the list before they pass it on (after the reader select five of the items as it was passed to the reader).
Of the five selected, the reader is to finish each phrase with what he would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.


Here’s that list: (My additions are in bold) :

If [Reader] could be a scientist // If [Reader] could be a farmer
If [Reader] could be a musician // If [Reader] could be a doctor
If [Reader] could be a painter // If [Reader] could be a gardener
If [Reader] could be a missionary // If [Reader] could be a chef
If [Reader] could be an architect // If [Reader] could be a linguist
If [Reader] could be a psychologist // If [Reader] could be a librarian
If [Reader] could be an athlete // If [Reader] could be a lawyer
If [Reader] could be an innkeeper // If [Reader] could be a professor
If [Reader] could be a writer // If [Reader] could be a backup dancer
If [Reader] could be a llama-rider // If [Reader] could be a bonnie pirate
If [Reader] could be a midget stripper // If [Reader] could be a proctologist
If [Reader] could be a TV-Chat Show host // If [Reader] could be a pariah
If [Reader] could be an actor // If [Reader] could be a judge
If [Reader] could be a Jedi // If [Reader] could be a mob boss
If [Reader] could be a backup singer // If [Reader] could be a CEO
If [Reader] could be a movie reviewer // If [Reader] could be a monkey’s uncle
If [Reader] could be a bible archaeologist //If [Reader] could be a househusband
If [Reader] could be a lifeguard //If [Reader] could be a comic artist
If [Reader] could be a stockbroker//If [Reader] could be a travel writer
If [Reader] could be a food reviewer //If [Reader] could be a politician
If [Reader] could be a male underwear model //If [Reader] could be a fashion designer
If [Reader] could be an game designer // If [Reader] could be a dog-trainer

If I could be a scientist, I will make something that human can live under the sea like fish can breathe in the water.

If I could be a farmer, I want to plant something taste like meat so all the vagetarian can taest the meat without eat any meat.

If I could be a doctor, I want to create some medicine that can let guys eat to reduce his sexual thinking when he want sex but dun have women there. This can get less women been rape.

If I could be a CEO, I want to try how buzy are they and find out why got so many entertainments to entertain.

If I could be a fashion designer, I want to make some cloth for baby that it will follow the weather or room temperature to adjust the cloth for cool down or worm up the body. Cause sometime dunno when baby too cool or too hot.

Errr.. I duuno who to inflict so no one will kena.