几个月前,我的朋友e-mail 给我的小故事 :
男女吵架实战宝典范 (女生版)
那晚 , 我认识的一对年轻夫妇中的太太哭着来电 :[你快来!我恨他!我要和他离婚!]
快速赶到他们家,这会儿还正吵的凶呢!
男说 :[她很无聊,我上班好累,她说晚上要去散步,我说改天,改天换,她就又哭又闹,真是讨厌!]
女说:[你才讨厌,我在家作牛作马为这个家打扫,为你做饭为你生孩子,为你们臭男人当发泄兽欲的工具怎么,只要求散个步你就会累死啦!?]
男说:[喂!生小孩是两人的事又不是我一人的事,妳累难道我不累?我发泄难道妳没享受?]
女说:[哼!早知道生了小孩你不管我根本就不生,我们女人为何辛苦生下孩子,就一定要负责孩子的一切,又不能出去工作。]
男说:[喂!生孩子又不是妳一人能办到,没有我妳生个屁。]
女说:[哼!你们男人有何贡献?享受女人肉体的是你,发泄的也是你,你贡献了什么?]
男说:[哼!没有我的贡献精子你生什么!?]
再来下面的话让人难忘!!
女说:[哈哈! 贡献精子你,享受完了,你射精了,你贡献了,好那看看我们女人的贡献:
我怀孕要忍耐呕吐
我要小心饮食
我连生病都不敢吃药
我要为肚里孩子注意一切
我怀孕不便于行
我不再能远行郊游
我坐车都不方便
我要穿上大肚装
我不能放心行房
我要担心肚里孩子是否健康
我要定时去医院产检
我怀孕要破坏身材
我要烦恼妊娠纹的出现
生产后要努力恢复身材使丈夫不嫌弃
我要忍受阵痛
我也许须要剖腹生产
我也许会有产后忧郁症
我要带初生婴儿
我因喂奶而胸部下垂
我要照顾小孩生活起居
我要比小孩晚睡而比小孩早起
我要半夜起床喂奶
我还是要忙一切家事
我要放弃事业
我伸手要钱要看丈夫脸色
丈夫出门享乐而我得在家带小孩
甚至于走样的身材是丈夫外遇的藉口
这种种一切就是我的贡献!你不过是享受完之后,放一点精子在我肚子,然后大睡,奇怪这种情况,凭什么小孩要跟着你姓?!他的血他的肉,他的一切都是我给的,你不过只给他一丁点儿,有什么资格跟我争?]
这场架吵完了,我永远记得那丈夫极力想争辩,欲一点话都说不出来。想一想,好像事实真是如此。男人啊!以后真的要对自己的老婆好一点喔!
至于女人嘛!好好把这篇记下来吧!会很好用唷!
至于男人嘛!好好善待女人,否则你就有罪受!
以这篇故事做结论,女人真的好苦啊!! 一切付出只为了家庭, 但不一定有好结果。我曾经与丈夫讨论这话题,我说男人比女人好。小时候有母亲照顾,大了有女朋友照顾,结婚了有妻子照顾,你说当男人多好啊!还有不用为了每个月的月经来不来而烦,怕怀孕了乱吃药会伤害肚里的孩子。女人需要付很多责任,孩子不听话全怪在家的妈妈怎样教。家里很乱,不得空收拾,也怪妈妈,全不想想也不了不起妈妈在家到底忙什么?菜煮得不好吃,怪妈妈为什么不去学烹饪,也不想想妻子为什么身水身汗煮一顿饭为了有点家庭温暖嘛!你们说女人可怜吗?
丈夫说女人容易找工做,做文员,会计,秘书等等全请女的,好像男的不会做。说什么男人最好做那些有出头的工,而不是做这些文职的工。我说男的只会找钱回来,家里的东西全不理了。先今社会,女人也有帮忙家用啊!为什么男人不在家帮忙妻子做家务呢?好像我的家婆说女人怎样一定会吃亏的,跟男人吵架,不理谁对谁错都要女的先认错,这是什么道理呀?我说这会越来越宠坏男人了!所以男人就会有大男人主义出来,说什么男人这不可以做那不是男人该做的!哼!女人才伟大呢!
Thursday, January 27, 2005
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Miracle
It is very miracle to have a twin baby. Normal baby born from 1 ovum and 1 sperm, my twins are identical born from a single egg and therefore of the same sex and very similar in appearance. They are the same face but having the difference character. Carol (Twin I) very quite but Carrie (Twin II) was the other way round she very active and talkative.
Last Saturday night, we on the way home from my husband company annual dinner it come across my mine. I look my son and my girls, I think why the single egg can separate into 2 become 2 babies but not 100% same with each other but it from the same egg. So I ask my husband about this, my husband told me no matter it is identical or not it wont have the same person in this world. It not a photostat copy like those scientist testing the sheep to get the other one exactly same as the original, I think it is not humane.
My twin’s girls got a lot of difference:
Face : Carol is sharper then her sister.
Height : Carrie is taller then Carol.
Ear : Carol is rounder then Carrie.
Weight : Carol is lighter then Carrie.
Eye : Carrie eyes bigger then Carol.
Turn of the hair : Carol is at Right hand side but Carrie is at Left hand side.
They were 11 days old.
They already 1 year old lor ...
Last Saturday night, we on the way home from my husband company annual dinner it come across my mine. I look my son and my girls, I think why the single egg can separate into 2 become 2 babies but not 100% same with each other but it from the same egg. So I ask my husband about this, my husband told me no matter it is identical or not it wont have the same person in this world. It not a photostat copy like those scientist testing the sheep to get the other one exactly same as the original, I think it is not humane.
My twin’s girls got a lot of difference:
Face : Carol is sharper then her sister.
Height : Carrie is taller then Carol.
Ear : Carol is rounder then Carrie.
Weight : Carol is lighter then Carrie.
Eye : Carrie eyes bigger then Carol.
Turn of the hair : Carol is at Right hand side but Carrie is at Left hand side.
They were 11 days old.
They already 1 year old lor ...
Friday, January 21, 2005
Happy Family
This is my dream that I got my own family live in happy and enjoy life. Actually it abit out of my planning cause I wish I got a baby which born on year of dragon (cause me and dh also born on year of dragon and mother in law too), but never mine it still in the plan just abit late.
I got the twins really out of the plan. We decide to buy a new car that year, but just get to know it was a twins we cancelled the order. We know it will spend a lot of money when these babies are born. Once we know it really got 2 type if surprise, one is very happy that we get another 2 new member in the family and the other is abit nerves and worry cause scare of are their health , the expenses will out of estimate, education, who to take care of them cause still got another toddler to handler bla bla bla ..
Before we got baby, every time I saw the movie that the family play together I really very envy them. Now who care that I got also, like to spend more time with them. They will surprise us every second every minute. Very love to see them playing, smiling, eating, crawling, bla bla bla ..
Member in the family always help each other no matter we fight before but soon or later we will get back like normal but those are not the family member they wont care your feeling, they wont easy to forgive that you had done wrong.
I got the twins really out of the plan. We decide to buy a new car that year, but just get to know it was a twins we cancelled the order. We know it will spend a lot of money when these babies are born. Once we know it really got 2 type if surprise, one is very happy that we get another 2 new member in the family and the other is abit nerves and worry cause scare of are their health , the expenses will out of estimate, education, who to take care of them cause still got another toddler to handler bla bla bla ..
Before we got baby, every time I saw the movie that the family play together I really very envy them. Now who care that I got also, like to spend more time with them. They will surprise us every second every minute. Very love to see them playing, smiling, eating, crawling, bla bla bla ..
Member in the family always help each other no matter we fight before but soon or later we will get back like normal but those are not the family member they wont care your feeling, they wont easy to forgive that you had done wrong.
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